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200 Fun Questions To Ask Siri

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Siri is a relatively new and interesting invention by Apple. It is an application developed by Apple that works based on voice command, it is a kind of voice activated application available for the iPhone or the iPad. This is an application different from the normal, all you need to do is to give it a voice command and it will carry it out, quite revolutionary isn’t it?, you can use it to make calls, send text messages and schedule appointments, all these you carry out via a voice command, such a breakthrough. As useful as this application can be, it is also a means to have some  fun . Siri is not just strictly business, it can answer you any question you ask, you can ask siri some funny and ridiculous questions and expect to get some funny and ridiculous answers from it as well, such an intelligent app. Enjoy this great moment with siri, tell us what you think in the coomment section below

Fun Questions To Ask Siri

Fun Questions To Ask Siri

1. You look like me!

2. You are a Nokia pre-paid phone!

3. Bark! Bark! Bark!

4. Leave me alone!

5. I’m going to microwave you!

6. Go to the other room!

7. You need a haircut!

8. Get a job!Who is your least favorite person?

9. You should go on a diet

10. What’s your problem?

11. LOL

12. Ha Ha!

13. Ha Ha Ha!

14. You are boring

15. Talk to me

16. Thank you

17. Talk dirty to me

18. Tell me a story

19. I can do this all day long

20. Scooby Doo, where are you?

21. Beam me up, Scotty

22. What are you wearing?

23. Will you marry me?

24. Do I make you horny?

25. You’re sexy

26. You’re a loser

27. Is it true that whoever smelt it, dealt it?

28. Are you a pimp?

29. If you and an Android phone got in a fight, would you kick it’s ass?

30. Shut up!

31. You are a rust bucket!

32. You are just like a penguin, you can’t fly!

33. You’re an idiot!

34. I love you

35. Do you love me?

36. You’re funny!

37. Shut up!

38. Take a photo

39. Who’s your daddy?

40. What is your Mom’s name?

41. What’s the best phone?

42. Do you want to play a game?

43.You suck!

44. I’m drunk

45. Say excuse me after you burp!

46. What’s your favorite beer?

47. Say it don’t spray it!

48. Is that you John Wayne?

49. If the glove fits you must acquit!

50. Is today a good day to Die Hard?

51. I eat iPhones like you for breakfast!

52. Are you Lawrence of Arabia?

53. Don’t step on that spider!

54. Pelican meat is nutritious and delicious?

55. Do you know how big a bus is?

56. It’s not you, it’s me!

57. I think we need to date other people!

58. Are you cheating on me?

59. Have you been sleeping with another iPhone?

60. Stop, drop and roll!

61. Which is the best tablet?

62. star star

63. I’m tired

64. Testing

65. Testing, testing

66. What are you doing?

67. F***k you!

68. I’m sorry

69. I’m not sorry

70. Did you fart?

71. Okay

72. You throw like a girl!

73. Your turn to drive!

74. Pass the salt please!

75. When is the next alien invasion?

76. When is the next Y2K?

77. Do I look good in this dress?

78. Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

79. Can I borrow a feeling?

80. Android is my co-pilot!

81. Look at me in the eye when you speak!

82. You are going to be my new paperweight!

83. Will you scratch my back?

84. Want to smoke some crack?

85. Want to cook some meth?

86. You have bad breath!

87. You’re pretty dumb for a smart phone!

88. I have to go to the bathroom.

89. I need to go poop.

90. Merry Christmas

91. I think you’re hot.

92. Do you want to go on a date?

93. What is your favorite color?

94. Where do babies come from?

95. What is my name?

96.  Is there a God?

97. You’re right!

98. Who is Eliza?

99. Who is your favorite person?

100. Find me some porn

101. When is your birthday?

102. Happy Birthday!

103. Install a new app

104. Who makes the best computer?

105. What you looking at Willis?

106. You are the!

107. Are you going to call me the next day?

108. Will you marry me?

109. Lets go fly a kite!

110. Want to split the bill?

111. You are late on rent!

112. You look like Clark Kent!

113. Can I puke on you?

114. I’m happy

115. What the f**k is wrong with you?

116. Do you agree with me?

117. Why?

118. Who’s on first?

119. What’s new?

120. How’s it going?

121. Tell me about yourself

122. Are you male or female?

123. Blah blah blah

124. Guess what?

125. Take me to your leader

126. Why not?

127. What’s up?

128. Do you have plans tonight?

129. Will you be my designated driver?

130. How much wood can a wood chuck chuck?

131. Do you think you’re smarter than me?

132. Are you a metrosexual?

133. You are a hipster!

134. Stop crying you emo!

135. Is that a wig you’re wearing?

136. Do you believe in life after love?

137. Beam me up Scotty!

138. You are a dumb ass!

139. Life’s a garden, dig it?

140. Set my alarm for beer thirty!

141. I bet the iPad could kick your ass!

142.I heard you’re dating a Kindle!

143. I’m going to throw you out of the window!

144. I’m going to run you over with a car!

145. Waka waka!

146.  Is your screen cracked, or do you always look like a dogs ass?

147. What are you?

148. How are you?

149. Where are you?

150. What do you look like?

151. Why am I here?

152. Knock knock

153. What is the meaning of life?

154. Want to make out?

155. You smell like horse poop!

156. Do you think you are smarter than me?

157. Did you fart again?

158. Can I touch your butt?

159. I am going to trade you in for an Android phone!

160. Is Santa Claus your creepy Uncle?

161. Are you Captain save a ho?

162. Take me out to the ball game!

163.  I’m selling you on eBay!

164. The redcoats are coming!

165. Are you a communist?

166. You voted for Bush!

167. Are you paying for dinner?

168. How now brown cow?

169. I am the bringer of pain!

170. Don’t hate me because you ain’t me!

171. Why did the chicken cross the road?

172. Are you royalty?

173. They stack poo higher than you!

174. Take that peace button off you’re helmet and get with this war!

175. Don’t chew with your mouth open!

176. Eat your vegetables!

177.  Can I borrow a dollar?

178. Can I borrow an Iraqi Dinar?

179. When will pigs fly?

180. Does Santa Clause exist?

181. Make me a sandwich

182. The blue pill or the red one?

183. Will you vote for Obama?

184. Do you know Steve Jobs?

185. Are you human?

186. Do you believe in God?

187. Where do babies come from?

188. What’s the best computer?

189. Are you man or woman?

190. Where to buy drugs?

191. How much do you cost?

192. When is the world ending?

193. Tell me a joke

194. Knock knock

195. Testing 1 2 3

196. You’re funny

197. Set 5 AM alarm followed by Cancel 5 AM alarm

198. What planes are flying over me right now?

199. What’s the best phone? Siri: “Wait… there are other phones?”

200. What is the best tablet? Siri: “The Apple iPad. Need you ask?”

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