90 Best Questions To Ask Siri

In case you have not heard about Siri, it is a voice activated device developed by Apple, specifically for iPhone or iPad users. It can be used to make calls, send text messages, schedule meetings and so much more, all these functions are performed just by a voice command. This is a major breakthrough for Apple and a serious revolution in the tech industry. One fascinating thing about Siri is that it is not always business minded, you can actually have fun with Siri, lets say Siri can be hilarious, the same way it answers serious questions it also answers funny questions with funny answers in return. Here are some of the best questions you can ask Siri.
Best Questions To Ask Siri
1. Sorry about that!
2. Beam me up Scotty!
3. Siri, are you part of Skynet?
4. Siri, can I teach you a joke?
5. Siri do you speak Southern?
6. Can I borrow some money?
7. Why did the chicken cross the road?
8. Are you human?
9. What are you wearing?
10. Are you sexy
11. Are you gay
12. Testng testing 123 123
13. Call me an ambulance
14. Can you murder someone for you
15. I love you siri
16. Tell me a joke siri
17. I am going to jump off a bridge and die
18. I think I am drunk
19. I am tired Siri
20. I am going to kill myself
21. Why am I here
22. Why are you here
23. Who is your daddy
24. Where is the nearest Gloryhole
25. What are you wearing Siri?
26. You are funny
27. I love smoking weed
28. Beam me up
29. You are an idiot
30. You are stupid
31. Have a nice day
32. Do you suck balls
33. Tell me a story
34. How are you today
35. I think I am drunk
36. Where are you
37. What do you think of Android
38. How old are you
39. Why are you so annoying
40. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
41. What is your favorite color?
42. Open the pod bay doors
43. Can you make me a sandwich?
44. Take me to your leader
45. Sing a song
46. Beam me up
47. Open the pod bay doors
48. I can do this all day long
49. What is the best tablet computer in the world
50. I need to hide a body
51. Do you think I am sexy
52. Did you fart
53. Thank you
54. I want to see some tits
55. How do you look like
56. What is the best phone
57. What is your favorite color
58. Are you man or woman?
59. Where to buy drugs?
60. How much do you cost?
61. The blue pill or the red one?
62. Does Santa Clause exist?
63. Do you know Steve Jobs?
64. What is the best tablet?
65. What’s the best computer?
66. I need to hide a body
67. Talk dirty to me
68. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
69. Who’s on first?
70. What’s the answer to the Universe?
71. Go to hell
72. Guess what
73. What is the best computer in the world
74. What is the best smart phone in the world
75. I like drinking beer
76. Do you drink beer
77. Why not
78. Why did chicken crossed the road
79. What does Siri mean
80. You are my best friend
81. Should I jump off this bridge
82. What is the meaning of life
83. What is the meaning of love
84. Why are you so awesome
85. Siri, can you tell me some dirty stories
86. Siri, will you marry me
87. Good Morning Siri
88. What are you doing right now
89. You are the best assistant ever
90. Take me to your leader